My Veggie Car Got Drunk and Woke Up With a Tattoo On His Right Ass Cheek!
05/07/09 05:16 PM Filed in: Alt. Fuels
Late last night I realized that my veggie diesel car,
“Grease Lightning” snuck out after
curfew. I didn’t feel like waiting in the
garage with the lights out until he got home to have
“the talk”, so I figured I’d catch
up with him in the morning, and if he’s been
drinking, I can read him the riot act while
he’s hung over.
Well it wasn’t just me that was surprised. When I woke him up in the morning, Grease Lightning was surprised when he discovered a tattoo on his right ass cheek. He was so drunk he didn’t even remember getting it, so according to him, “tattoo’s don’t hurt.”
I’m thankful he didn’t pick something he’d regret, like a Hummer tattoo. This one will hopefully still look good when he’s older.
Before:
After:
Well it wasn’t just me that was surprised. When I woke him up in the morning, Grease Lightning was surprised when he discovered a tattoo on his right ass cheek. He was so drunk he didn’t even remember getting it, so according to him, “tattoo’s don’t hurt.”
I’m thankful he didn’t pick something he’d regret, like a Hummer tattoo. This one will hopefully still look good when he’s older.
Before:
After: